- I hope I will never have to watch another cricket match with Arun Lal’s commentary
- I hope Vodaphone will be declared bankrupt in my lifetime (They are actually getting away with an online recharge system that does not work!)
- I hope Karunanidhi lives for another 45 years, stays in power and remains my neighbor, so my apartment never has to worry about security, water or power cuts
- I hope Rahul Gandhi develops a medical condition that prevents his larynx from working
- I hope Arjun Singh’s english teacher will spank him hard and make him understand that the word ‘reservation’ is not the synonym of the phrase ‘equal opportunity’
- I hope watching southpark for 2 hours everyday doesnt mean I am a sicko
- I hope the trainer at my gym, who was born and brought up in Theni, would talk to me back in Tamil, someday.
- I hope Arun Lal dies a painful death (“Sourav, quick as he is, could not stop the ball” he said today).